Tony, does this show he’s in the closet, or just a gentleman?
After all, I’ve been told one definition of “gentleman” is “someone who knows how to play the accordian - and doesn’t.” 
Higgins, you haven’t fooled us here, as it’s obvious you’ve doctored this photo. Shame.
By the way, how exactly did you obscure the image of the gun held to his head?
Jef
Yikes! Not only did I just find out that I played the accordion, I just found out that I’m married as well! 
Where did that ring come from? Please tell me I didn’t marry JessieK!!! Oh the horror…
No, you married me.
(oh, the horror! 
)
Mary
Let this be a lesson to everyone. A fifth of peppermint schnapps and you’ll do all sorts of things you don’t remember. Congratulations on the nuptuals, Murph. Will you be adopting her six kids soon? And, what a generous donation you made to the republican party. You shouldn’t have.
Tony
Jeez, Murph, I can let slide the boxophobic bashings of the past, 'cause I always suspected, y’know…but a piano accordion? For f&@k’s sake.
And he’s got the complete Lawrence Welk archives on DVD, too!
Next thing you know, it’ll be Azalin playing the Bodhran…
…or Dale on the uilleann pipes.
Flaco Jimenez is Murph’s dad! Here’s yer proof:
Just look at the nose and mouth!
Now, Murph, if you can duck-walk with that thing, it will seal the deal!
I’ll be playing the bodhran for Murphy who’ll be playing polkas on the box. Oh my, what a nightmarish situation… All we’ll need then is for StevieJ to play along with a susato.
By the way Tony, freakin’ funny post!!!