Dale lured me in with fancy promises of a corner office and a private parking space. And now he has me sweeping the floors and emptying the spittoons. I should have known better.
Nano, in lieu of condolences or flowers, please send donations to the MTGuru Save-the-Whistles fund.
ChasR, I’m deeply gratified that the Hypnotoad is working as intended. Believe me, I’m even creepier in person.
Seriously, it’s an honor to give a little back to the Chiffboard. Now all your fipples are belong to me! For great chiff!