I just love this one, from Kentucky fried movie:
‘I live ze unknown, I love ze unknown, I am ze unknown.’
‘Claude, where are you living now?’
‘Zat… is unknown. I don’t know.’
(and this one)
‘This is Buttkiss, Klahn’s bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn’s chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.’
Wow, Kentucky Fried Movie! That brings back some memories!!
“We are buiwding a fighting fowce of extwaordinawy magnitewd!”
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my quote is in my avatar
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One of my latest favorite movie quotes is from Amélie, the ‘Glass Man’ is speaking:
“So, my little Amélie, you don’t have bones of glass. You can take life’s knocks. If you let this chance pass, eventually, your heart will become as dry and brittle as my skeleton.”
(you’re welcome, izz 
)
Although I really don’t know what it means, there’s a great scene in Boogie Nights in which a drug-crazed guy played by Alfred Molina, chases and fires a shotgun at 3 characters who try to rip him off. He laughs, cocks the shotgun, and says
“It’s coming down on puppies!”
And from arguably my favorite movie of all time, Magnolia, (go ahead and argue about it):
“Frogs are falling from the sky.”
Dale
There are a ton from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, but this is probably one of the more famous ones:
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
Wow, I’ll argue about it! One of the few movies I walked out on!
Horrible!
M
I’ve only watched 3 movies in theaters, about 10 movies in my entire life.
I live about 2" from Kentucky.
Here’s a couple that I like:
From Bedazzled:
Spoken to Elizabeth Hurley’s Devil:
“You can’t give sick people tic-tacs!”
From DodgeBall:
“If you can dodge a wrench (later: “If you can dodge traffic…”), you can dodge a ball!”
M
“The things we own, end up owning us.”
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
And
Inigo Montoya: You are sure nobody’s follow’ us?
Vizzini: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we’ve done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Inigo Montoya: No reason. It’s only… I just happened to look behind us and something is there.
Vizzini: What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night… in… eel-infested waters…
Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE.
[In the boat in the morning]
Inigo Montoya: He’s right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: HE DIDN’T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Loren
Ain’t life grand?
Bonnie and Clyde
One of my favorite quotes is from the old Robin of Sherwood TV series, when Friar Tuck said, “Pacts with the devil aren’t legally binding.”
Another favorite: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – Mandy Patinkin as Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride.
Cheers,
John
(Edited to note that I shouldn’t take so long to write my posts, since someone else beat me to the Inigo Montoya quote.)
The Princess Bride has so many good ones, this one in particular seems timely, considering world events…
Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?
Loren
One of my other favorites, from Willow:
"Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know…or think you know. All that you require is your intuition. Now, the power to control the world is in which finger? "
And of course, while I’m in a magical frame of mind (well, when am I not?), Practical Magic:
Sally: All I want is a normal life.
Aunt Frances: My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of caracter.
I have to say my favorite from “Dodgeball” is:
“You look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob”
Patches O’Houlahan (sp?) definatly has the best lines in that movie.
One of my favorite quotes is from Raiders of the Lost Ark, when Indy and Marcus are talking to the guys from Army Intelligence about what the ark is. Indy shows the guys a picture of the ark, and one of them exclaims, “Good God!” and Marcus says, “Yes, that’s what the Hebrews thought.”
Another favorite is actually a line from one of the songs in Mary Poppins. In the “Sister Suffragette” song, there is a line: “Although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.”
Beth
I LOVE this one!!! It’s good to know that I am not lacking in character!
Fezzik: I could kill you right now!
Man in Black: You’ve got a little bit of an advantage here.
Fezzik: It’s not my fault that i’m the biggest and the strongest!
…
Man in Black: Sleep well, dream of large women!