Serviette Union
Purring And Grunting
Little Shop Of Horus
Gabfrab
The Forceps
Foucault That
Return Of The Blastoids
Sporothrix
Tin Ear
The Sprats
Kiss My Grits
How Rude
Sez You
Too Late
Mimefield
That Which Is Inconvenient
Hoboes Of Distinction
Face-Down In The Garden
The Repellents
Sayonara, Bob
Twizz
The Potholes Of Your Mind
TBA
Son Et Lumiere
Bud Lite And The Trashtastics
As The Kittens Swoon
Paper Brain
Crinkly Things
Take Me To Habib
Lawn Ordure
How Should I Know
Imprecise Tolerances
The Tantrums
A Good Merry Whipping
Auto Body Experience
The Supermundane
Gofer Broke
Nan O’Hedron & the Banned Names
Ok, here’s another useful exercise. What actual rock band names would also make awesome names for a girls’ soccer team? Examples:
Death From Above
The Clash
The Killers
The Corpse Grinders
Ringo Deathstar
You get the idea.
Good Intentions
Poor Followthru
The Uncommiteds
Work In Progress
The 52-Card Pickups
The Dingleberries
The Cramps.
I have tins of sprats in the pantry.
Maybe it should be Sprats with Tin Ears
Tin Eyes, the band for color challenged folks
The Audacity of Hip-Hop
Siouxie and the Band-Aids
Led Hovercraft
The Rolling Balls
Blood Sweat and Mucus
The Red Hot Capiscums
ZZ Dreidel
Skunxty
Pez Heads
The Bollox Band
Mommies of Mercy
The Pink Noise
Grab and the Straws
Turnip Milkshakes
Llamas in Lingerie
Too Left Fleet
Shiny Brass Farmland
The Saccharine Shut-ins
Public Rectal Exam
Tubal Cain
Conjunctivitis Ranch
Lost in a Trust Fund
Santa’s Handmaiden
The Turkey Nuggets
Mona Lisa Naked
Lung Sounds
Intravenous Drips
The Biohazard Blues Band
Chemical Agent
Effluvium
Bloomfield and the Carnations
Marmaduke’s Killing Spree
Very Friendly Firecracker
No Nose Jones
Billy’s Ornamental Faucet
The Dan Quayle Experienc