Heh. I wouldn’t even attempt to list the things MJ’s not. 
jsluder wrote:
“Heh. I wouldn’t even attempt to list the things MJ’s not”
but he is 47 - same age as me and Donny Osmond!!! 
And dub.
Chronologically, perhaps. 
Get back on topic…I’ll deal with Cynth 
Slan,
D.
I’m sure such a gentleman as you wouldn’t hit a woman, especially one both older and heavier than you are. (I’ve got my purse handy just in case though.)
I have been known to throw stones at dogs though.
Slan,
D.
It’s because I am a reasonable person.
Speaking of dogs, the Rolling Stones are back on tour.
Don’t bite off more than you can chew!
Eeney, Meeney, Miney and Moe?
Meet my kind of Dog… 
you don’t want to get stuck in the middle 'ere!
Slan,
D.
Uh, could we call a truce here? We are very fond of our ears! We are nice, nice doggies. Woof!
I knew you’d see sense
Slan,
D.
I wish I never had to hear about MJ again. Zilch, finito. I was never a fan so I won’t miss his music either. And I realize that I am at an age where I no longer have any curiousity about how and why he got so weird and why other people so weirdly support him. I am sure there will be books and books on that topic. I get borderline nauseous just seeing pictures of him. He is like an Andy Warhol painting come to life, especially with the signature aviator glasses and all…
That’s the best description I’ve heard yet!
I’d like to second that! Great description!
How True
I’d rather the soup can had been animated. :roll: