“And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another,
committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
His disciples say unto him, If the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry.
But he said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.” - Mathew, 19:9-11
To you, WhOA addicts.
We all have many whistles. Some of us have LOTS of whistles. And almost all of us want more whistles. And that’s wrong.
The reason of that polygamy is simple: tinwhistles are cheap. When you buy guitar, flute, fiddle, harp, whatever, you have to pay a lot. In general, more you pay, better is the instrument, so you may spend your monthly income on an instrument, and be sure it’s worth the money.
That’s not true about whistles.
Whistles are cheap. “Cheapies” cost nothing, “high end” are just cheap. With my non-US/EU salary and high rent, and even with devaluated russian rouble (say ‘hi!’ to world financial crisis!) I still can buy one high-end whistle a month.
And, well, I did.
The wrong thing about that is that all non-electronic instruments are different. ( Yamaha plastic recorders are all the same, but we don’t consider them as an instrument, do we? ) As they are different, you don’t learn to play “guitar” or “tinwhistle” - you actually learn to play this example of Fender Stratocaster, and this example of brass Generation in D. Well, you can change instruments, and changing from Gen to Overton is easier than from Gen to Trevor James Cantabile III Boehm flute, but that’s still a change, that takes some learning and re-learning.
And then look at your whistle jar/box/stand/roll once more. How much instruments do you have? How often do you put one and take another? How much re-learning do you have to perform every day?
When you have 10 whistles and play them all, you’re not learning one instrument, you’re learning 10 instruments. Consequently, you’re not really learning any of them.
So.
Take one whistle, no matter which one (but better the one that you like). Play only that whistle for 3-6 months. No, “only” does not mean “that D one, and that Bb sometimes”, it does mean “only”. After that take any other whistle, and see how good is yours and how bad are all the rest. I bet you’ll be very surprised.
Yes, I finally did that. Played only one whistle for 4 months. And then got a relapse of WhOA and bought a Copeland from ebay. One of the best and costly whistles in the world, it costed 3 times more than mine. You know what? I don’t play it. My whistle is better, as I know how to play it. And that Copeland sits in a box in its nice velvet case, reminding me about all the above.
Amen. ![]()