My mom was cleaning the couch and found a metronome between the cushions. Quiktime brand, black, about the size of a pack of cigarettes. Let me know if it’s yours.
Tony
Oh, I’m sure that belongs to MurphyStout. 
Why? Was it clipped to pages and pages of sheet music? 
Careful Cynth, I don’t even let close friends talk to me like that.
Had I been any closer than Iowa, I wouldn’t have dared.
Maybe the owner decided to concentrate on traditional Irish music and left the metronome behind on purpose?
Well, while we’re on the subject, dare I ask who left the recorder and the Titanic soundtrack cd? 
Tony
Did you ever find out who left the set of Syns there last year, Tony?
Yeah, Darvis, I did. I had them at my house for almost a year before they got back to the owner. I even got an email from someone who wanted to buy the set from the owner, but couldn’t get in contact. (He was out of town.) And I knew the owner wanted to sell them. I think that fell through. Now, if you leave a nice bottle of whiskey at the house, that’s history, my friend. 
Tony