Dave, I received your whistle from Colin. I’ll send it along, but first, I have to explain…(work with me here, brother).
I loaned your whistle to a friend who, to put it delicately, has an abuse problem (chemical and inanimate objects). He had your low G in his car when he got a flat tire and couldn’t find the lug wrench. (You see where this is going.) His hub caps are difficult to get off in the best of circumstances. Anyway, he assures me he has good shop tools and the whistle will be back good as new in no time. Besides, you have good shop tools also, right?
I checked out the whistle before my lapse in discretion. It sounds very nice. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it. Just remember, patience is a virtue. (The low F Colin sent me is to die for.)
Tony
Actually, Dave, I was lying. I didn’t think you’d believe the truth. I was abducted by aliens and medically investigated. They used your whistle as a probe, if you know what I mean. No damage to the whistle, really. Just a certain loss of esthetic appeal. I hope you enjoy it, though.
Well, ok. The whistle is safe and sound at my house, while I make sure it’s acceptable for Dave’s use before sending it on. (Wait a second, I’ll be right back.) Sorry, I heard little Junior banging on the garbage can with a metal object. Those cans are expensive. (Hold on a second.) Someone was running the garbage disposal and it sounded like there was a large spoon getting ground up. Except we don’t have any aluminum spoons. Who knows? Well, anyway, the whistle will be on it’s way soon. I’m having my friend out on parole drop it off at Dave’s. Did I mention he has an abuse problem?
Tony
