Pls Loren, I can’t read properly the whole text on the bloke’s board. Could you please…?
Creativity is a powerful pillar for positioning one’s product. 
It’s already been discussed here:
http://chiffboard.mati.ca/viewtopic.php?t=39866&start=29
“Ninjas killed my family, need money for Kung-Fu lessons.”
Loren
It’s great, I’m sure this guy doesn’t need playing an instrument for getting some money..
That is the best ever. Ever.
Makes me want to make up a sign of my own and hang out downtown just for the craic.
Believe me, don’t think I’m not considering it!
Loren
And what’s with those pesky ninja anyway? Can’t a brother even have a word with Buddha without getting attacked!!! And don’t even get me started on the flute playing ninja, giving all of us flute players a bad name… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJcnHrv4h4k (Not for those who dislike the sight of fake blood)
Loren
Ooh. Kozure O’okami. 
Used to have a boatload of the Lone Wolf and Cub comic books.
Now I’ll just wait for the download. Hmm. Dishes. I could do the dishes.
Ohh dude, if you’re a Lonewolf and Cub fan, look to the right on the youtube page, there are a bunch of good clips. They did a really good job with the movies, in terms of following the original graphic novels. Did you ever make it 9reading) to the end of the series and the final outcome? In the original U.S. printing they quit producing the books only about a quarter of the way through, but a few years ago another company put out the whole series. Unfortunately they did it in the much smaller manga format, which makes reading the print rather had on the eyes. I’ve yet to round up all the books, but I’m dying to know how it ends…
Now, back to working on my Suio Wave Slicing technique!
Loren
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJcnHrv4h4k
Ha! Gratuitous violence and gore. Gives a whole new twist to “cutting 'em off at the knees”. Yow.
Doughty creatures, those ninja: I loved the part where one de-limbed bad guy dragged his stumpy self over and bit the hero on the leg because he couldn’t do anything else. Right out of Monty Python.
Got the dishes done, too.
…and speaking of gratuitous violence and gore… every time I get to one of Loren’s posts my eyes are drawn helplessly to that gruesome little animated gif below his sig and I just stare at it in morbid fascination as the poor little smiley dies a thousand ghastly deaths…and never get round to actually reading anything. --Not that I have a clue what all you manly men are talking about on this thread anyway.
Me? Just picture me as someone much like Kevin Branagh, and you won’t be far from the lie.
What, you don’t like the nice doggy? He pants and wags happily when the mean, taunting smiley is all gone. 
Loren
And more pesky ninja, cross posted from a different thread. Well, actually, it’s the damn flying nuns that you really have to worry about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeRV5iNHwnw
Loren
Um, is that before, or after, he bites off his own tail? Or extruded viscera, or whatever that is.
Yeah…that’s a nice doggie, and I’m J Lo.
Dude, its a leash . Don’t you see it attached to the little red collar??? I hope you’re not actually a dog owner…
Loren
Heh. I was too busy watching the carnage to see that tiny little red thing…I thought the critter was a generalized monster; never occurred to me it was really supposed to be a dog. I can see that now, though; but it was more interesting when I thought he was biting off his own tail. … And I am a dog owner… though my current dog may well have such fantasies, I’m happy to say he hasn’t attempted to live them–so far.
BTW…Teensy little dog collars aren’t the only thing that can be overlooked … I’m not a dude, I’m a dud_ette_. Four years on the board and I still have to correct that from time to time. Good thing I’m thoroughly secure in my non-dude-ness.
LOL!! You got me on that one, which is funny, because the opposite happens to me here all the time - so I, of all people, should know better!
My apologies to the dude-ette, everyone!
Loren
BTW, I call chicks “Dude” all the time.
Loren
We need a “snicker” emoticon. I don’t feel so bad now.