There was an old fellow from Winnipeg,
For deep dish peach pie he dinna beg,
But he bought thirteen chances,
For the cobbler raffle, from Frances,
Who said “Awl that you’ll get is to win a peg.”
written 23 July 2003, by Walden
Walden, can you draw a cartoon of me with a puzzled expression on my face?
I ain’t goin’ there. 
Yeah, I might could, but I didn’t.