A friend sent me this:
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 a.m. this morning. Can you believe that? 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
That made I chuckle 
That’s a good one!
Haha! That’s funny!
P.S. Theoden! I love Lord of the Rings!
I told it at our gig Friday night before I played a set on my pipes. It got a good laugh, and positively predisposed folks for the racket that came after (yeah, they laughed at my piping, too). But thanks! It’s a good 'ern!
Oops. Forgot to mention that the joke is subject to copyright and a royalty of $50 is payable each time it is told in public. I accept PayPal.
Not as funny as the original joke, but a good effort all the same. 