http://www.musicalfurnishings.com/
These are cool! I think I’d be afraid to sit on it, though.
That is crazy.
gee - we’ve made these jokes about mountain dulcimers before - you know, instruments that look nice, but have no relationship to actual playable musical instruments. We call them “wall hangers” or DSO’s (dulcimer shaped objects).
Maybe we should jack the prices up on them really high and sell them as “object de art”. 
Phoniture.
So there I was, sitting on this bench, minding my own business,
when some one walks up with a mallet and plants one right the middle C…
I cannot see how this is a good idea.
Cool! I think they should market a line of school and/or church furniture.