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Don’t mess with the mouse…




  • Blazing mouse sets fire to house
    BBC News
    Sunday, 8 January 2006
  • A US man threw a mouse he had found in his home onto a pile of burning leaves - only to see it run away and burn his house down.
    Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, New Mexico, found a mouse in his home and wanted to get rid of it. “I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house,” he said. Though no one was injured, the house and everything in it was destroyed. “I’ve seen numerous house fires, but nothing as unique as this one,” Fire Department Captain Jim Lyssy said.

New Mexico has seen several major blazes after unseasonably dry and windy conditions which have destroyed 10 homes and devastated more than 53,000 acres (21,200 hectares) of land.

Well, it’s not a very humane way to kill a mouse. I’m sorry about the man’s house, but maybe he could spring for a mouse trap next time.

Revenge of the Raging Rodent :smiling_imp:

I just had a vision where, as the burning mouse heads towards the house, in its mind there’s this song playing over and over, “Yeah, we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun …”

djm

I was very disappointed to discover that this thread wasn’t about the late John Lennon’s song of the same title. :cry:

I, myself, am a vegan owl. How about you djm?
Do you like your mice singed?

I have never been to Vega, so I don’t know what the mice are like there. Personally, I like my meat raw. :smiling_imp:

djm

Mmmmmmm…

I heard this story some years ago. The only difference was that it was a cat that had fallen asleep in what was very soon to be a bonfire.
I cannot supply a source for my version because the pub I heard the story in was, ironically enough, torched in an unsuccessful insurance scam.

Funny old world, eh?

Slan,
D. :wink:

It’s truly amazing how long a cat can smolder.
And what it will do for a little drink.
:laughing: