Sits down at barstool and orders a pint of the black stuff.
Looks around.
My, it’s quiet in here isn’t it…?
Has been for a while. There was a time, though; used to be a lot of fun and silliness here in the Pub. Maybe people’s entertainment needs have changed.
Yes. Those were good days. Admittedly, some of the arguments got somewhat out of hand.
I was gone for a while, but now that I’m back… how can I liven this pub up a bit…?
Takes uilleann practice set out of case.
Never played this contraption before…how hard could it be…?
I would have replied sooner, but …
… another pub topic may explain …
I fear your free pint may be given most grudgingly.