I’m sorry for all the stupid threads of mine, but it’s all Dale’s fault.
yours truely, with love, from Switzerland.
Hi, my name is John, and I make stupid posts to Chiff & Fipple. I tried to get clean, but it’s just so hard to quit…
John, thank you so very much. I am no longer alone.
You are forgiven.
You know amar, the first step to recovery is recognizing the fact that YOU are responsible for your own actions. I just can’t forgive you if you can’t admit that. 
You can do better than that. It’s time for a Waldco 12 step program.
please…i’m doing my best here…baby steps…baby steps…
Thanks for the smiles, folks.
Best wishes,
Jerry
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Amar, I love you anyway.
Thank you, love is a beautiful thing. But I think Walden wants to rip me off. That is very immoral, Walden.
Yeah, it’s a rip-off. I mentioned that I tried to get clean, remember? I saw this ad for Waldcoholics Anonymous, and it just sounded too good to be true, the perfect cure for SPS (Stupid Poster Syndrome). Well, he drained my bank account using some shady wire transfer service in Nigeria, and I’m still making stupid posts to Chiff & Fipple. Don’t fall for it, Amar!
I’m sorry, for everything bad I have contributed to this forum…uh…except the really NASTY stuff, I mean, a body’s got to have a little fun, right? …uh, I’m sorry for what I just said I was sorry for.
Yeah, baby steps, baby!
Did you read the fine print, you have to find and read ALL of the fine print. It gets pretty small and you really have to look for it. You could ask where it is, but then what would be the point of having fine print then.
Like this.
It was one of your posts that got me to finally post after lurking for two years and I would probably be lurking yet today if not for your " Find the Difference" post, so perhaps you do owe everyone an apology 
Never apologise. I never apologise to anyone. About anything. Ever. I’m sorry, but that’s the kinda guy I am.
Oh no. Personally, I don’t recommend Waldcoholics Anonymous. I was just mentioning it, since it was brought up. And, to show I’m sincere, if you act now, Waldco will give you a free manual, just for trying the system. And if, after 30 days, you are not completely satisfied, you can attempt to return the program for a full refund.
attempt??? the world is corrupt.
As I said, I don’t personally recommend the system. Don’t order Waldcoholics Anonymous.
Ever notice how on American Airlines international flights, all these people are drinking whiskey out of cups that say AA? If that’s not proof that 12-step programs are flawed, I don’t know what is.