I'll tell ya Dale (To the tune of Tell me ma)

I love you,
You love me,
We’re the Manson Fam-il-lee!..
:laughing:

I couldn’t let a bastardization of the evil purple menace pass like that without challenge, so…

I’ll tell ya Dale, when I log on, and see the riot going strong
Serpent bites, and Jessie snipes, and Loren tends to chime in twice.
It ain’t handsome, it aint pretty.
It’s the boards in CF city.
Go to your corners, count to three
come out swinging above the knee.

Everyone circles round the edge,
come on people and lay your bets.
They’re bitin on toes and pullin on hair,
all the passerby they stop and stare.
Here come the soothers saying “hey calm down”
come have a pint I’ll buy this round.
Ol Dale Wisely looks and grins,
and locks the thread and shuts em in.

I’ll tell ya Dale, when I log on, and see the riot going strong
Serpent bites, and Jessie snipes, and Loren tends to chime in twice.
It ain’t handsome, it aint pretty.
It’s the boards in CF city.
Go to your corners, count to three
come out swinging above the knee.

Let the wind and the chiff and the notes blow high,
as chaos is always looming nigh
Andrea Corr, all men sigh
all the girls say “Shame” and “Fie!”
Post some fluff and giggle twice,
Light bulbs, cats, now all play nice
Let them all come as they will,
For Dale Wisely loves us still.

I’ll tell ya Dale, when I log on, and see the riot going strong
Serpent bites, and Jessie snipes, and Loren tends to chime in twice.
It ain’t handsome, it aint pretty.
It’s the boards in CF city.
Go to your corners, count to three
come out swinging above the knee.

With much apologies… :roll:

Aodhan

[ This Message was edited by: Aodhan on 2002-12-31 10:53 ]

Great stuff! I’m glad somebody had the courage to say it. :slight_smile:

LOOOOOVE IT! :slight_smile:

Redwolf

Excellent! I tell you, I wouldn’t miss this for anything in the world. So many talented people on this board!

K

:laughing:

–James
http://www.flutesite.com

Nicely done!

Aodhan, you’re simply brillant!

OMG!!! :smiley:
serpent

TOP STUFF.
Read, copy, past, save, sing, remember when playing.
Add
dar de dar dar de de dardeda. de de dada dade da da de dar dediddlede.

I love it. :slight_smile: I read it in tune with the song (in my head) and it’s so funny. :slight_smile:

ONE MORE TIME

I’ll tell ya Dale, we could get on, and and have no riot going on.
Less back bites, and no more snipes, and we all try harder to be nice.
but some are sweet as a cutipie
some will hit you in the eye
some are compleatly out the tree
but it up to us who, WE BE:

This one’s gotta go on the Chiff and Fipple Album!

On 2002-12-31 12:42, Walden wrote:
This one’s gotta go on the Chiff and Fipple Album!

Yeah, but with all these whistlers, who’s gonna sing it? :slight_smile:

Hey, I can sing.

:slight_smile:

On 2002-12-31 14:01, msheldon wrote:

On 2002-12-31 12:42, Walden wrote:
This one’s gotta go on the Chiff and Fipple Album!

Yeah, but with all these whistlers, who’s gonna sing it? > :slight_smile:

ME!! ME!! My whistlin’ sux!! Oh, wait. So does my voice.
Durn! :roll:
serpent

Genius!

This needs to show up on the main website.

    -Rich

Aodhan,
I don’t know the melody. Is it posted anywhere?
Mike Burns

On 2002-12-31 14:19, burnsbyrne wrote:
Aodhan,
I don’t know the melody. Is it posted anywhere?
Mike Burns

JC’s has it at

http://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/cgi/abc/gettune?F=GIF&U=http://www.slowplayers.org/MPSP/pdf/MPSP_Ballads.abc&X=5&T=ILLTELLMEMAG&N=IllTellMeMaG.gif

Best,

–James
http://www.flutesite.com

:stuck_out_tongue: I like it!!!

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