I Hate Music
- I hate music with a passion,
And that’s why I’m writing this song.
I hope that it’s just a passing fashion,
And that it’s not here long!
CHORUS: Aw, that music! I hate music!
Music’ll surely make you sick!
Sick, sick, sick, it’ll make you sick!
Music’ll make you sick!
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I hate music more than cobwebs,
Cause they don’t stick in your brain!
But some dumb song gets stuck up in there,
And then you’ll go insane! -
I hate music more than Monday,
Cause Monday’s only once a week!
And Monday comes right after Sunday,
So you don’t have to freak. -
I hate music more than taxes,
Cause taxes help pay for the roads
Though, taxes are lower in Texas,
Where all our money flowed!
© 2004 by Aaron Walden.