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Lloyd sounds like my kind of guy 
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It’s tree pee! Oh!
Nyuk.
If I had a tree like that, I’d be setting up a little mini-Lourdes in my back yard.
Gonzo’s Healing Tree. Miracles Performed While U Wait. We’re gonna pass that pillow case around now, and I don’t want to hear no jingling in it when it comes back.
I just think a lot of folks are gonna feel silly when they find Lloyd’s woodboring bits and chunks of 1/2" PVC in the garage from three weeks ago when he ran the line from the backyard up into the tree.
Until then, I predict a small handcart selling tortillas with Jesus’ face burned on them to show up at any moment…
I think Lloyd had best get a head start on his mama when she finds out. She ain’t gonna be any too amused I don’t think .
Maybe they should do what humans have always done with things they don’t understand. Destroy it. Chop 'er down.
Just kidding. It’s kind of neat though.