There I was, snoozing gently in an apology thread and when I woke up I found myself in the strange land of Apology Forum. Straight away I said to myself “Self, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore”. Luckily I had my ruby clogs with me so I clicked the heels together while chanting “There’s no place like Pub, there’s no place like Pub” and lo and behold I found myself back here.
One day I’ll have to tell you about the adventures I had there with the Scarecran, the Tinwhistle Man, and the Cowardly Lamb (who turned out to be quite ferocious).
Be careful where you linger. You never know when the twister might return.
If I told you then I’d have to apologise to the named person and who knows where I’d end up. I did notice that Toto seemed to bark with a Swiss accent and Gary & Martin looked quite cute in their Munchkin outfits.
In “Kentucky Fried Movie” it was Bong Soo Han, who was also the evil Dr.Klahn… “We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.”
The evil Dr.Klahn was defeated by the hero pouring a bucket of water over him… he melted, crying “I’m melting! I’m melting!” as he did so.
Then, the head of British Intelligence (Pennington) who’d sent our hero to Dr.Klahn’s island to destroy Klahn’s secret army and liberate beautiful Chinese nuclear scientist Ada Gronick, appears on the scene. Our hero, Loo, says he wants to go home since he’s had enough of all the kung fu. Pennington advises that Loo’s always had the power to go home, and points at the glittering ruby slippers Loo’s wearing…
There follows a “No place like home…” sequence, and Loo wakes up back in Kansas…
I will confess, but the winged monkeys, unfortunately, had to be played by cats who did not at all enjoy being suspended. We’re a little scratched up here.
