http://www.htfr.com/more-info/?catno=MR70235
“Quite probably the coolest item we’ve ever sold and is essential for anybody who takes collecting vinyl seriously. When you place the small vw camper van on a record and switch it on, it will drive around the record and play the music through the speaker built into the van’s roof.”
I can’t get the image to show here, unfortunately.

That is very cool. I sold my techniques turn table many years ago, this looks like an ideal way to listen to my entire Anthony Newely(sp?) collection again… in addition to my 45 collection: Romper Room, The Greatest Hits. 
I can’t imagine anybody who “takes collecting vinyl seriously” allowing that contraption within five feet of any of their albums…
I used to be one of those I would NEVER have allowed it. In my day one little fingerprint was cause for hysteria let alone scraping little plastic toys over the sensitive grooves.