How not to rob a liquor store

http://www.glumbert.com/media/badrobber

taking “having a bad day” to a new level

Duh …


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djm

That’s almost too crazy to be credible.

Aahhh… he was just the fall guy.

maybe if he pulled his dang pants up he would have had a little better chance…

Looked fake to me. I wouldn’t expect a security camera to zoom in for a close up.

Good advice though, I mostly try to avoid robbing liquor stores myself.

Not only liquor stores are at risk for this type of robbery. A friend of mine works in a strip mall in an upscale section of Indianapolis. Twice during the last month two different stores have been broken into at night. The robbers method is to enter a vacant store and to knock a hole in the wall to the occupied store. The robbers haven’t been caught, so they obviously have more skill than the lone liquor store bungler in the video.

I’ve told this story on here before, but it bears repeating…

Someone stole an ATM (cash machine) from a local, all night laundra-mat here one night. I mean, they took the entire machine. Of course, taking something that big is a little hard to hide, so they were seen, as was the vehicle (a large white panel van) they put it in.
Early the next morning, someone at an apartment complex about 1/2 mile from the laundra-mat called the police saying there was a strange white panel van parked in the lot. The police investigated and could actually SEE the ATM in the van. It was also obvious from the way the van was parked, etc. that it had ran out of gas.
Instead of towing it, some plain clothes officers staked it out, and sure enough, a couple of hours later, along comes some people with a can of gas. They put the gas in the van, start it up, and drive away, followed by the unmarked car.
They drive TO THEIR HOME.

Police wound up arresting 7 adults - 3 of which were on the surveilance (sp?) video of the Laundra-mat. Since there were young kids in the house, they also were charged with child endangering.

Well we’ve all heard the saying “White men can’t jump”, and the corollary is that “black men with pants hanging halfway off their butt can’t climb.” :laughing:



Loren

we’ve had quite a few arrested lately with NO pants - during the chase they tend to loose them!

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It’s real. It happened in Ft Worth, TX. Here’s a brief article from [u]KXAN.com[/u]. I suspect the zooms (along with the replays) were done digitally prior to posting it on the web.

Truth is stranger than fiction. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I don’t think there’s a comedian alive who could have gotten me laughing harder! Too bad that guy’s opportunities for stand-up gigs are limited. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yes, it is a legitimate case. I wonder how he’s getting on in jail? :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: