Dude likes him some hores.
That just brightened up a very dull night shift 
I’ve been tellin’ the wife fer years that we’re doin’ this wrong…
When my son was younger he said, “I want to play a strumpet.” I said, “So does Daddy but Mommy won’t let him.”
One of the children was riding with Arleen.
She said, “Where are we going, Mommy?”
“We’re going to Bed …”
“I don’t WANT to go to bed!”
“No, honey. You’re not going to bed. It’s the name of the store we’re going to. Bed, Bath …”
“I don’t WANT to take a bath!”
“No, honey, you’re not going to take a bath. It’s the name of a store.”
“We’re going to Bed …”
“I don’t WANT to go to bed!”
“Bed, Bath …”
“I don’t WANT to take a bath!”
“BedBathandBeyond! It’s the name of the store we’re going to!”
“Oh.”
Best wishes,
Jerry
Who knew they liked carrots? Oh, that’s carats… 
They’re made out of eggs, aren’t they?
djm
“When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores.”
Who’s buying this kid’s hores now?
The information that they can stick their legs strait up has me musing. 
Horehound
I love horehound.
Now you’re talking! I’ve taken it since I was a kid and keep a bag in ma truck and car. Still a noxious weed though.
That was the part that got me, too. Still trying to get a picture of this in my mind.
they don’t stay that way for long…
but they do stop there for a moment,
sometimes, when they’re rolling
I didn’t realise you were an expert on Hores, Denny
oddly it’s my wife’s fault,
I didn’t want to know…
He hitches them to carts and rides them around , y’know.
I’m not sure why, but this reminds me of when our little one was about 3. We were packing for a trip and my wife finds her on top of the suitcase (which was on the bed) on her side with one leg up in the air. “Alyssa, what are you doing?”
“I’m doing my yogurt.”
(We’d just gotten her Babar’s book of yoga.)
One learns something new every day . . .