Here’s a headline.
Minnelli Makes
Desperate Plea
Begs Producers Not to > Drudge > Up
Dark Past: What She Wants Hidden
Actually, on second thought, AOL…don’t hire me. I couldn’t take the general embarrassment.
Yup, I spotted that one too..
I dunno, I kind of like it. Conveys an interminably tedious, laborious sort of dragging . . . seems to suit the topic.
It’s a reference to Matt Drudge and his modus operandi. And Republicans have a thing for Liza Minelli, y’know.
Da. Is pun!
Here’s another:
10 Most Shocking Deaths on TV
We’ll Admit It: No. 2 Made Us Sob
These guys poll and make their headlines from that. And this was what I’d call front-page, sort of. Please kill me.
And if we do it on TV, maybe you’ll make the list!
Meh. Fame is overrated, as I’ve always said. Not that I’d know.