Back at you. 
When someone tried to pull one on my uncle, he’d always say, “same
distance to you, and up you one.” He was from Oklahomey.
Is this how one makes it to the “Top 10?”
Yes! Here’s how two of them did it. The others were parallel in one sense! 
Lorenzo, the filthy lucre of mere post counts was farthest from my thoughts. I just like to play. FWIW.
Oh, keep your filthy lucre, it’s too good of a laugh. I always enjoy your posts. The motives of your playmate was the only one in question.
Squabblemate, Lorenzo. Squabblemate.
Rate
Mate
Late…
Is that you, Cran? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GLAUBER???
Sedate.
Terminate.
Stop it – I just ate!
Post Inflate
That’s something I just hate.
just try not to defecate.
Abbreviate.
CF
Pontificate.