Hey, Dale ... Red Wolverine Enterprises?

Hey, Dale, I noticed in the latest C&F Newsletter that there was no mention of Red Wolverine Enterprises at the bottom of the letter. Has 3 Fish Productions perhaps been bought out by its employee stockholders to once again stand on its own three fins, er, two feet?

Red Wolverine has admitted to overstating its profits by $3.80 over the last three quarters. An intern in the accounting department was forced to resign. The SEC said it will investigate this grievous breach of fiduciary duties and will do all that is necessary to restore investor confidence in corporate America “when it gets around to it.” Red Wolverine CEO/President/Turnkey Dale Wisely could not be reached for comment. Moody’s has down-rated Red Wolverine to “damnedifweknow.”

REUTERS.

When did you recieve the latest newsletter? Because if it was recently, I never recieved mine…

Just the other day. Here you go:

http://www.chiffandfipple.com/webissues.html

Thanks! Man, I haven’t been getting them for a while! I’ve got a lot of reading to do… :smiley:

oh, did you check your Private Messages??

[ This Message was edited by: The Whistling Elf on 2002-07-02 18:09 ]

Goodness, I didn’t get that one either. How odd.

I hear tell that Martha Stewart has been dumping all of her Red Wolverine Enterprises stock…is there more we should know about Dale???

I’m sure I’ll be cleared of all of this ridiculousness. In the meantime, I just want to concentrate on my salad.

Undisputed Salad


Dale

Dale Wisely
Chiff & Fipple HQ



[ This Message was edited by: DaleWisely on 2002-07-04 13:32 ]

What about the much more sinister total silence about the role of the Crystal People in How Birmingham Became the International Internet Hub of Electronic Tinwhistle Journalism?

On 2002-07-08 07:34, Roger O’Keeffe wrote:
What about the much more sinister total silence about the role of the Crystal People in How Birmingham Became the International Internet Hub of Electronic Tinwhistle Journalism?

That is totally obvious, Roger, if you just consider that L. Ron Hubbard stopped for a leak in Birmingham on February 4th, 1959. (And yes, the date is significant…)

It’s obvious that there is some sinister role being played out.

First Enron, to control energy.
Second Worldcom, to control communications.

You don’t fool me Mr. Wisely :astonished: Your Crystal people need energy and communications to maintain the world wide reception net!

The salad is merely to sidetrack us from the real conspiracy. :roll:

I just got this from a source who wants to remain unanimous! Red Wolverine Enterprises is being purchased by Endrun and Author Handsinyourpockets Accounting.

MarkB