He's gonna miss the Superbowl ...

Who writes these things?

I just received an email from someone who has recently taken a job with UNICEF and needs my help in disposing of some stray funds left over from her previous employment.

Sequel to our arrangement with regards shipment of the funds, I now inform you that the funds have been delivered. The total sum is Nineteen Million US Dollars Only and is to be received by you to drive home the point earlier made. This particular delivery is being made through newly established channels. And as usual this is known only to me, you and sergeant Tom Brady who is still in Iraq … .

Best wishes,
Jerry