Your underwear drawer contains…
-Choice 1
-Choice 2
-Choice 3
-Not much because I often don’t wear any underwear.
What a hoot! None of the choices fit.
While dining with friends, you notice that an attractive bloke at the next table keeps looking your way. What do you do?
-Choice 1
-Choice 2
-Choice 3
-Feel that I must have spilled something on my clothes.
Uh oh . . .
How are your fingernails?
-Choice 1
-Neat and nude.
-Choice 2
-Choice 3
Finally, a question I could answer!
How often do you let people down by doing ANY of the following…not returning phone calls, turning up late, telling little lies, arriving to meet someone with a cell phone stuck to your ear, or failing to do something you’ve said that you’ll do?
-All of the time.
-Frequently.
-Occasionally.
-Very rarely.
I can’t answer this! I don’t do any of those things! I don’t even HAVE a cell phone.
Wonder how late they mean, though? Never more than a few minutes . . . is that a bad thing?
Orgasm . . .
-Choice 1
-Choice 2
-Choice 3
-I have trouble experiencing it, but the best way I’ve heard is to relax and to try to avoid it.
Really? Hmmm, I wonder if that will work . . .
Sufficiently Sexy
You scored 63%!
60%-79%
You are very sexy!
It would seem though that you may come across as too strong and too sure of yourself, or that you don’t come across as sure enough at times. You have sex appeal though and I’m sure that you get noticed, but don’t be afraid to be alluring sometimes, just not in a trashy way. Be aware of your non-physical qualities.
Hmpf. Considering that I couldn’t even answer half the questions . . . . . . still, I thought I’d do worse.
Oddly, I took it again, answered it identically except for the fact I said I was a man, and apparently as a man (with a drawer full of lingerie!?) I’m EXTREMELY sexy. I got an extra 10 %.
You are a hormonal dominatrix. Your literary counterpart is
Stupefyin’ Jones. Humans and animals of any gender are stunned like
man o’war victims the minute your aura precedes you into a room.
It is highly recommended that you > not > attend any Chiff and Fipple
conventions. Only Amar is sexier than you, and you’ll just have to learn
to live with that.
yep. uh-huh. that’s my real category. I promise. That’s exactly what it said!
I’m sorry, but a man with a drawer full of lingerie will not seem all that sexy to me. However, I know some people who would NOT agree with me on that!!
I started out with 61 % but I wasn’t satisfied, so I went back and did it again - second time, ONLY 19%! The more I think about it, the more I suck. Maybe if I could remember what it’s like…
Sufficiently Sexy
You scored 74%!
60%-79%
You are very sexy!
It would seem though that you may come across as too strong and too sure of yourself, or that you don’t come across as sure enough at times. You have sex appeal though and I’m sure that you get noticed, but don’t be afraid to be alluring sometimes, just not in a trashy way. Be aware of your non-physical qualities.
But the test is not designed for a woman who has been in a good and healthy marriage for 23 years, LOL!