http://www.steinitzskulls.com/
This belongs in the Worst website thread!!!
Slan,
D.
This belongs in the BEST website thread!
Letās seeā¦homo superusā¦didnāt they walk the earth in the Boguscene era?
Well, Iām floored!!!I was reading about Helen R. who did everything to win the Jefferson County Pumpkinanza (including singing to her pumpkins and telling them jokes), but had no luck until she bought one of these āAUTHENTICā Steinitz Homo superus skulls (the residual thought energy seemed to connect with the pumpkins). She grows her pumpkins right here in Steubenville!!! Can you believe it? I have one of these skulls virtually in my backyard and didnāt know it!!! 
Funny thing is, Iāve never heard of the Jefferson County Pumpkinanzaā¦hmmmm, you donāt think that Helen from Steubenville is pulling our leg about her skull do you??
Iād like a guarantee, before purchasing, that the residual thoughts flowing from my authentic homo superus skull are not those of the tribal psychopath. Just imagine the pumpkins that might grow in that energy field.
yes, scary isnāt it? Iāll have to remember to avoid her field next Halloween when we get our pumpkins. At least until Iām sure about her skull. We wouldnāt want pumpkins fueled by psychotic residual energy on the loose in the neighborhood.
Misprint alert: itās harness the comic energy.
āā¦thereās a sucker born every minute.ā - P.T Barnum.
āā¦johnny come lately hominid skull dealerā¦ā
It is SO hard to not crack jokes about new talent in the flesh trade. Someone help me, please.
I like how words like āwarrentyā and āauthenticā were always in quotes.
ā.. Thereās a new kid in town..ā
Any good ?
Slan,
D.
Small potatoes, Iām sorry to say. (pumpkins, in this case) You want big pumpkins? No mention of Steinitz anywhere. (Iām dying to know whose skulls sheās using.)
Of course thereās no mention of Steinitz! Do you think sheād admit to harnessing the residual mental energy of a homo superus who happened to be a compulsive overeater?
Gee willikers, what if the other farm folk got wind of this? Sheād never win next year, unless she switched to the skull of homo āCharles Mansonā superus, and her pumpkin knifed all the other pumpkins the night before the judging so it would win by elimination.
I think that one there is one that was grown somewhere near Santa Cruz, by a farmer who invented āSonic Bloom.ā He wired speakers to his garden (underground) and grew that largest melons, pumpkins, tomatoes, ect., ever know to be. And the āclassicalā music was their preference. It also drove all the insects and gophers away!
I heard this guy being interviewed on KGO a few years back.
A friend of mine bought several of these skulls to put in his tomatoe garden. They grew remarkably fast, but hereās what happened after he sold them to the local grocer:
Once again, a difficult lesson that could only be learned hereā¦ Hereā¦ in the Twilight Zone.
Sara