Happy anniversary to Amar (3 years) and Cranberry (2 years)
How rude that I didn’t list this in the “events of February 10th”
Now it’s time for everyone to tell Amar and Cranberry stories.
I remember Cranberry wasn’t Cranberry at first but I can’t remember the user name.
I used to be an ugly whore with a definate article.
When I first joined, like many other stupid Americans, I thought amar was from Sweden.
I never know whether to capitalise amar’s name.
If I could give amar one advice it would be to learn to pluck his eyebrows. He’s gorgeous, but his brows take attention away from his lips. I’m not obsessed with looking at amar. Really, I’m not. I swear to Bob. Really, I do. I do. I haven’t saved all his icons on my computer, and his face doesn’t decorate my bedroom. Really.
I am glad that we share an anniversary.
In this way, amar can never escape me.
HAHAHAHAhAhahahahahahahahah!
happy anniversary, cran. 
pluck-pluck-pluck..
Backatcha. 
it would never work cran, i eat red meat, loads of it. I drink copious amounts of beer.
You make me sad. Stop it!