Hadn't we a Whistle jokes Thread? Can't find it. So...

The Earl of the Woosters takes his bath; overly confident in the privacy of the premises, he, er… allows himself air out a lengthy, bubbly borborygm.
The butler enters the bathroom with a tray. On it lies a superb new whistle skillfully crafted from rare metal.
'Jives, I never asked you to bring me an Irish whistle!
–Sir, I distinctly heard you call
“Bring back a Burke B-bemol Boron Big Bagad Bore” (*)…’

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