I can see the grass in the back yard today. 
Hooray! Grass is good!
Don’t smoke it all at once, now…
It’s still a little too wet for smoking 
I would advise against snorting it.
Slan,
D.
What were you doing in gr’s back yard in the first place? 
djm
I’d actually advise against smoking it too (crab grass and all that) but I just figured that IB must know more than I do on the subject 
No, no, I come here to learn… 
Spring has sprung!
I don’t smoke anything.
I don’t either…but I especially don’t smoke the crab grass in the back yard 
I smoke my Palm Pilot at Scrabble. (if I set it at the novice level or lower.)
I actually recently starting smoking cigars. That’s because I’m cosmopolitan.
Yay Spring!
I smoked my last cigarette today…
You should probably change your avatar, then.
Argh! I can’t quit! I’ll have to change my avatar on something like 7 messageboards if I do!
panics
Couldn’t you sort of modify it a bit to look like a lollipop? Then you could pretend to be cool … like Kojak! 
No pressure.
djm
…and the next one, and…
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Is there ever a time that you CAN?
In Autumn, when the fruits and veggies are fresh.