It’s crass, but I laughed. And the idea of making sushi out of lego is totally geektacular.
Lego chopsticks are tricky.
El esposo and I are rendezvousing with family in San Diego for a wedding (in Rosarito, Baja,) in July. The small nephews
are all excited about Legoland. We’re going to do something else.
We raised our two on Legos and tofu, one tastes better than the other.
Oh, that’s wonderful! All of the varieties are instantly recognizable. I especially love the glob of wasabi. Makes me want some sushi NOW
Which one? I’ll note you didn’t say anything about texture. 
Science reports that dogs find the texture of lego sushi quite appealing.