Funny joke

Poststructural Pub
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As I am enjoying my birthday Guinness, I thought I would share this

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.”
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.”
The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.”
He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” and the Guinness president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”

:party:

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:laughing: :laughing:

Indeed,
You tell them..

Slan,
D. :laughing: :laughing:

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:wink:

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:thumbsup: Good one, izz!

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That’s funny. :laughing:

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:laughing: :party: :smiley:.
My kind of humour.

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!SNERK! :laughing: :laughing:

Almost spilled some!

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Coors and Bud have to be the worst swill ever made. blecch.

But you know, I have to admit growing up in Tucson, Arizona I had more than my fair share of Corona and limes. :smiley:

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Truth be told, I like a Corona and lime in the summer, because it’s a really light beer. But I still like my Guinness, even in the summer despite it’s heavier consistency (although Guinness is really a FOOD, rather than something you drink, from what I understand)
As for the other two, I usually refer to them as “domestic swill” :laughing:

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DH’s two favorite “quotes”:

Beer is Food.

It’s 5:00 somewhere.


Missy

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That’s such a nice term for something hard to swallow. :smiley:

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:laughing: Even got a laugh out of my husband! (Who drinks Bud.)

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A friend of mine in college, who had travelled extensively in Europe and loved the beer, had this to say about domestic (U.S.) beer:

“Put it back in the horse.”

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No, the worst swill ever is Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Fortunately, Americans are re-learning how to make beer. Yay microbreweries. :wink:

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I’d have to say the worst swill ever is Steel Reserve.

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Molson Canadian.

It makes Busch taste good.

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Coors beer is like making love in a rowboat.

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No way…Genesee Cream Ale has GOT to be the worst. Or perhaps Old Milwaukee. :stuck_out_tongue: I think there’s one called “Milwaukee’s Best” which is the best of the Old Milwaukee. I shudder to think

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What no votes for Red White and Blue? It was only $3.49 a CASE when I was in college. :really: :open_mouth: Hoooof