Liz Carroll and Tom McCaffery are going to be in town and we’re having the season’s worst snow–almost a blizzard–ad it’s too far away to risk it.
My only hope is that they can’t get here either and they have to reschedule.
Cool, they canceled it.
Thanks for listening.
Hey, this should be in the pub.
Signed,
Officer Bloomfield. 
I was thinking it should be in Trad forum, cause it’s, you know, trad. But I put it here after careful deliberation because I felt like it.
Atta boy!!!
There could be a fudge poop thread in the Pub. No-one would mind, and the subject would be irrelevant anyway.