With apologies to any cavaliers among us…
With my coiffure, I’m definitely a Roundhead. 
Does this mean you will have a good old fashioned war of sucession?
I don’t suppose a battle would be very good but maybe a good game of Cricket.
Fly, the fact that you think there’s a difference just proves you’re no Englishman. 
which is which?
The fruit bat’s the one with the ears.
…I guess that just leaves the trout then.
Hey, watch it with the ears jokes! There’s a reason why my avatar stops at the knees ya know.
Mmmm…that explains a lot.
In regard to the other matter..well.. two people,who have known each other for many years,and through some very turbulent times,get married.
This marriage will not really affect any of Englands social and economic problems,apart from the crap that passes for journalism here,so let them get on with it.
If I get a day off work with full pay I’ll even play a tune on me whistle for them.
Slan,
D.