Right now, (in the US and probably Canada) Maxwell House Coffee comes in a decorative looking can, but there is a plastic wrap around it that isn’t too visible.
Once you remove the wrap (and drink all the coffee, of course), the can underneath is decorated with a beautiful autumn farm scene. It makes a festive whistle holder. 
How do you play the whistle with it stuck in the can? 
I guess it gives it a little reverb, cool!
Good idea, Cran…they sure do grow em smart in Sealand! 
But we can’t go visit her..she’ll open fire on us. Besides, they revoked all the Sealand passports awhile back. I think they’ve closed their borders!
It’s true. They closed the borders years ago. But I can still get you here if you come with scuba gear on a third Tuesday in a month with a full moon. You absolutely must wear purple socks, though.
For a while i thought you were talking about Sealab
Carry on…
What? But I can’t wear purple socks…it’s not a month that starts with a “J” 
That’s so unfortunate. I was really looking forward to your company. I had prepared fried toenails and apple tree juice just for you!
Guess I’ll have to give it to the granddogs…
fried toenials, huh? I may just have to don those purple socks…but just this once!
You could wait until January … but that would make for some mighty cold swimming …
~Judy