Your attention is drawn to the following:
“Tiberius”? “Embrace your inner Shatner” (shudders!)
“Red Shirt” (for the expendable!)
“Pon Farr” for the ladies - named after the Mating Cycle. Damn. Was is Vulcan or Klingon? Either way…
Please nobody get me any of these.
If I got one of these I think it might end up in a cocktail.
I’m holding out for Soundstage. Tagline: When you want to smell as cheesy as you look.
“Live long and smell great!”
That about says it all. 
The scents must be at least as good as “Hai Karate”.
I imagine this is the very cologne Shatner was wearing in the scene where he and Spock/Nimoy go at each other with the giant axe-like thingies.
These are the kind of colognes that are very special. So special in fact that they are only used for very special occasions. Furthermore they are always stored in a very special place such as the back of the top shelf in the wardrobe behind the shotgun ammo. This is what I have heard.
BTW the ESA has a new toy:
With a simple press on his shirt insignia, the captain of the Star Ship Enterprise could send and receive messages. Now, thanks to the efforts of a Finnish company supported by ESA, this futuristic communication may not be limited to fiction.
Through the ESA Advanced Research in Telecommunications Systems (ARTES) 5 project ‘Textile Antennas’, the Finnish Patria Aviation Oy company has demonstrated that an antenna can be built using textiles that can be worn and used for personal satellite communication.
Stop it.
I was in love with Capt Kirk, well until he kept getting ‘off’ with so many different women 
How dare you sully his honor! Those were purely platonic relationships, I’ll have you know!
And, YES . . . I . . . AM . . . CERTAIN!
Although, Captain Picard was much more hunky. Oo la la!
He has a pointy head. I’ll never understand you ladies.
I’ve seen a pointed head on a ship, not very comfortable of course.
I realize Qui-Gon Jinn is part of a different space dynasty, but I must opt for him. Regardless of cologne.
A man who is one with the Force needs no cologne.
Cologne, shmologne. I have my own special scent, if it’s The Force you want.
I am particularly fragrant after spending a day or two in a salt marsh, we call it CBLBS, Chesapeake Bay Looney Bird S… Problem is it sticks to everything and gets sorta crusty after a while and clogs the drains. Nothing like having your spouse snuggle up only to find a chunk of it stuck to the hairs in your ear, thank goodness I’m bald(like Picard) or it would be on my head like nits. Aah! Nothing like the sweet smell of anaerobic decomposition!