There’ll be flu birds over the white cliffs of Dover
By DOUG SAUNDERS
Thursday, October 13, 2005 Page A1
LONDON – Over the years, the British have fired shots at all manner of menacing things trying to make their way across the English Channel: French and Spanish warships, Luftwaffe planes, V-2 rockets, submarines.
But it was only this week that geese and ducks became an imminent threat to national security.
Thousands of shotgun-wielding British hunters, huddled behind duck blinds and crouching in marshes, have been empowered by the government to play a key role in their country’s battle to prevent an avian-flu epidemic from overtaking the country.
The government’s veterinary authorities, fearful of infected birds making their way into Britain from flu-prone regions of eastern Russia, have given the hunters, as well as conservation groups and birdwatchers, bird-flu testing kits and asked them to shoot down as many birds as possible, test them for the disease, and otherwise stand guard against these menacing foreign invaders.
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Ah yes the skies of autumn, when the leaves turn colour, pumpkins have ripen in the field, the harvest is in and the skies are filled with wings of mass destruction…and the gentle birds flying south for the winter…shoot the b*ggers, then won’t have to deal with them in the spring.
Then spring, blossoms, warming southerly air, and the same darn birds coming back for another go of annihlating us. Man/women the coast, nothing must get through.
It is becoming a sad world.
MarkB
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