a very happy birthday to the king of tweak, jerry freeman!!
mind you, never mention a word with 7 syllables like w*****e, jerry and his furry crew are ready for the tweak 
Happy birthday, Jerry! Isn’t it tomorrow?
7 more minutes
Hell, Dale’s away. Might as well cut a rug. 
I know where Dale stashes the beer. Quick, this way!
Happy Birthday! And many more tweaking years!
Happy Birthday Jerry!!!
Any stout at this party. I have some real sweat making blue cheeze. Happy birthday Jerry, now lets party…
Tom
Happy Birthday to the King of Tweak!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Jerry.
psst, psst: the cheque’s in the mail. 
May the Great Worm keep you watertight and happy, Freeman.
Wishing you all success in all of your numerous projects, Jerry.
PS: psst – the Ukrainian’s in the female
PPS: ppst --but who cares butt hookers?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JERRY!!
Best wishes today and in the year to come!!
Happy Birthday Jerry!
Cheers,
Kathy
Best wishes for a great day and a great year ahead!
Carol
"O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’ - Happy Birthday!
Adam
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