Final Harry Potter Book Title Announced

For those who follow this wonderful series of books, you’ll doubtless be as thrilled as I was to know the title of the 7th and final Harry Potter book has been announced:

“Harry and the Deathly Hallows”

There is a neat article about it on Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_Hallows

which, among other things, describes how the U.S. Transportation Security Administration tried to stop her from taking a working transcript of the 7th novel onto an airplane due to “security restrictions.” (Yeah, they finally found the Weapons of Mass Destruction! :laughing: )

On a serious note, in a way this is a sad announcement. Book 7 will be the last of the Harry Potter books.

–James

I noticed at the theatre the other night that they already have the movie posters up for “Harry Potter and the Prince is Half Full”: July 13, 2007.

djm

I went to Border’s yesterday to look for a book for the wife and they had reservation slips for the new book. The girl at the front claimed it was to be released in July, which seems a bit soon considering Rowling hasn’t finished writing it.

I hate to say it, but I was a bit dissapointed by the Half-Blood Prince, I hope the new is one is as good as the earlier ones and she can resolve all of the plot lines!

In a world of endless sequels and prequels, I am glad somebody wants to make a body of work with a beginning and an end. I really enjoy her books, but enough is enough with the storyline. We’ll see, after all, if she doesn’t come up with a new chosen pupil…

Had they not been made into movies, perhaps I would feel differently.. but seeing Harry grow up on screen had an effect.

I guess the path to sequel would be to kill off Harry as a new wizard is born…

I have an absolutely insane speculation about the plot of the seventh book.

I can’t help but wonder if J.K.R. is a Star Trek fan. :astonished: :smiling_imp:

–James

No! Don’t say it! You can’t possibly mean … :astonished:

djm

Voldemort: Harry, I am your father.
Harry: Nooooooooooooo!
Voldemort: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Me: Oops, wrong franchise!

I have no idea what you’re going for, James.
Evil Harry with a goatee? Tribble spell?

Naw, it will end with Harry screaming KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!

We will need at least two copies this time…maybe more…

May I also suggest gag orders?

:laughing:

I think I like your idea better! :smiling_imp:

Nah, think a second.

Think about Kirk, and Spock, and McCoy, and what they lack individually that they have together.

You might could say they are never really a truly complete person when they stand alone.

Actually, the “evil Harry with a goatee” thing may be hitting pretty close to the mark. Good job.

:boggle:

As I say, just a speculation. I may be way way WAY off target here.

Just a final thought: has it ever been said for certain that a horcrux can’t be a person?

–James

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(flash required)

Ah. I see…

According to the wikipedia article (Oh wikipedia, is there anything
you don’t know?)

  • “There is no apparent limitation on the nature of items that
    can be made into a Horcrux - even animals can be used.”

I actually started scaring myself with the Star Wars Vader/Luke
scenario. Especially after reading the wiki page for the new book

  • “Rowling has long said that Harry’s eyes resembling his mother’s is important.”

I think the horcrux is Dumbledore’s phoenix. Especially since Harry’s wand has a phoenix feather in it, and so did Voldemort’s.

No, no!

Harry and Ron will go off on a spaceship to hunt Reavers, while Hermione stays behind in Sunnydale to battle vampires!

No way! Ron and Harry turn out to be gay lovers and disappear into an enchanted forest to do strange things to each other with their wands and a jar of K-Y Jelly. Longbottom knocks up Ginny Weasley, but the kid is born a squib and Neville hangs himself in shame. Hermione burns her bra and goes on a life-long mission to make sure everybody knows she’s right. Who needs a mere phoenix when you’ve got all this fertile character development going on?

Oh, and by the way, the final horcrux has a limp and works on Lyle Street. :wink:

djm

… and Hitch-hiker’s Guide is a trilogy.

I can just see it. Harry is innocently bathing, feeling the tickle of the bubbles against the pale skin of his abdomen. He hears a noise as Ron sheepishly enters the room, unclothed.

“Ron?”

And Ron says something typically brilliant like, “What’s that golden orb you’ve got in your hands, Harry?”

djm

“Oh Ron, you’re so…”

“So what, Harry?”

“Oh, look at me when I’m talking to you!”

“How am I going to do that? Have you got one of those spells to turn my head completely around on my neck, then?”

And the plaintive moans of Moaning Myrtle seem strangely multiplied.