Dougal: Put your clothes back on, Carol, I can’t concentrate.
Jack: Feck! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
Ted: You know the phrase ‘to take care of something’? Well, I realise now that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way. Whereas I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews.
Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!