Whee!
Look, Mama, no hands!
Uh-oh.
Definitely standard from black boxes on crashing
airliners:
Oh, shit!
Watch this!
Do not try this at home. Only trained professionals like myself should ever attempt this.
Six year old, Madison, has a vivid imagination. She was doing a cooking demonstration and was tossing the pancake high in the air and catching it with her imaginary skillet. She turned to her grandmother and said, “Folks, don’t try this at home.”
That looks easy to me.
What’s this big RED button do?
“They don’t bite.”
Your husband? 
djm
“Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?”
(“My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”)
–Jesus
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance” - Gen. John Sedgwick
here, hold my beer
“What do you mean, they drive on the wrong side of the r…”
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–James
“Of COURSE it isn’t loaded! Do you think I’m an idiot?!?”
“Here, hold this wire…”
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“Relax!!! I saw this on TV…”
“This area is secure.”