Hi Joseph
It was meant to be both accurate and funny. I am distinctly mango shaped. (One of the huge amazonian ones. My username on the forum is all too accurate).
David
Lemon. Please refer to Peter, Paul, and Mary and place emphasis on the last phrase of the refrain.
The Bristlecone Pine.
A Birch tree so that my bark can be used for canoes and baskets.
MarkB
You know. Just the other day I came to your defense when sombody was saying, “That Bloomfield is a real prick!”. And now this!?! Now what can I say to people 
Cheers,
David
Well aren’t you two a prickly pair 
MarkB
Best wishes,
Jerry
And ye will be known as the gatherer of soles!
MarkB
A Sassafrass Tree - they can’t decide which design of leaf is best so they put out three. Lovely to look at at certain stages of life, while messy and disheveled at others, shelter their own offspring forever… smell great when you get close enough, have therapeutic properties but too much is too much… a perfect match!
Clearly, I’m Yew.
Hmmm…are you sure? I’m really not feeling MarMilish today
