Exciting Police Action

Poststructural Pub
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I wonder what a TV show about “real” police action would be like.
Find out by taking a peek at these police blotters from BeeNews.
I beelieve Beenews services Beefalo NY and vicinity.

Here’s the link to beenews.


Here are a few appitizers.

A squirrel bit a girl’s shoe while walking a dog on
Springville Avenue.

A golf cart was being driven up and down Victoria
Boulevard but there are no golf courses nearby.

A Baker Road resident reported that someone tried to steal a golf cart from his property. The caller reported that
he has had several incidents on his property involving youths.

One dog was brought to doggy jail, without bail,
from Goering Avenue.

A caller reported his neighbor took his name plate
off the mailbox again and would like to press charges,
however it was discovered the name plate simply fell off

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Now THAT’S entertainment! :laughing:

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That’s real life, everything else is entertainment! :stuck_out_tongue:

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But reality makes the best comedy, truth is stranger than fiction, etc..

Or maybe that’s, “Monty Python made the best comedy.” Or did they make Spam? Oh, nevermind…

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A squirrel walking a dog, is just wrong.

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Yup, every day someone proves that newspapers are written at the 4th grade level. :laughing:

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I think it’s cop humour. Like the bit about “doggie jail”. I think this is straight from the officer’s report.

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I wonder how close Victoria Boulevard is to Baker Road…