Does that make someone who’s birthday is today equinoxious? 
djm
Possibly!
OK, Bude-man, check out the size of those American eggs. How do they compare to yours?
I bet you don’t have a 'fridge like that, either! Harrrr!
south of the equator,
those eggs would be upside -down! 
Egguinox.
So is Dr Phil Plait going to conquer China or discover America? Both of those have been done. Maybe he could have a hairstyle named after him, or something.
By the way, I have that exact same toaster. Small world!
I tried to do that once. It was eggscruciating.
I thing it’s kind of Eggciting…
No! No! Not the egg yolks again! AAAAaaaaggghhhh! 
djm
I’ll try to restrain my eggsuberance this time.
if you don’t you might face eggsanguination. that would be a dreadful eggsperience
I think the knob on yours is a little different.
Wal-mart
That door looks kind of narrow - is that to stop fat people getting into the kitchen?
Anyway, he only did three, what about the rest of the box?
That’s not a door. It’s ajar.
djm