Dogs

At the foot of a pedestrian bridge between Baltimore Inner Harbor piers:

Most dogs are pretty leash tolerant…but how effective they’ll be at poop-scooping I just don’t know.

What if there are no other dogs to clean up after?

One of my dogs is pretty good at that, a steady diet of Prednisone often does that to dogs :smiling_imp:

My dog would gladly clean up after cats, but not dogs. Higher protein content.

That’s animals for ye…

I once had the dubious pleasure of seeing a blind guy trying to pick up his guide dogs sh1t on a street that was almost flooded with rain. The blind guy was the best dressed dude I have ever seen, a living breathing double of the great Andre Boccelli.

I was almost about to ask him for his autograph until I saw him on his knees, gathering dogsh1t up when I thought ..no…it ain’t him.

Him and the dog seemed to be OK …so I went on my way.


It’s these little things make Life curious..if not mysterious.


Slan,
D. :wink:

'Bout time the little boogers started cleaning up after themselves if you ask me.

Doc

My take exactly.

Oh participles! How you dangle so!

then they don’t need to clean up.

the sign doesn’t just say “must clean up”.

My favorite:

My mother said on the phone many years ago, “I saw two deer today, driving across the Iowa countryside!”

Best wishes,
Jerry

I don’t know how they can expect them to clean up after themselves. My own children won’t even do that :stuck_out_tongue:

So who](http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8%22%3Ewho) let them out in the first place?

djm

You mean to tell me that after all these years and all the poop I’ve scooped, I could have just asked the dogs to do it?
:astonished: :astonished: :astonished:

Hah! But I can throw it farther over the fence!

It could be a new sport.

You could have a regular competition with the monkeys down at the zoo.

Clearly we should all be speaking Latin. Completely unambiguous.

I saw a hand made sign this summer that said: “Stamp out breast cancer walks this Saturday”.

Even more confusion! Is it a gathering to stamp out Breast Cancer Walks,
or is it a Breast Cancer Walk where you’re expected to stamp the whole way? :boggle:

Remember the “Rejected Olympic Sports” thread?
T

Yeah, and I could develop a whole line of " pooper scoopers" that have just the right length of handle and angle of pan to get the most distance.