…a Waldco Rechargeable Flashlight?
I think I saw them not too long ago on an Infomercial in the wee hours of the morning… 
~Larry
There’s a company called Starlight that sells a flashlight that works by shaking it. A heavy magnet bounces up and down inside a coil of wire, generating a current, which is stored in some kind of capacitor. It’s guaranteed to take a beating and is supposed to function for 50+ yrs. I saw one at a fair and later saw an ad somewhere for them.
Tony, yer avatar is creepin’ me out. 
The fine Waldco line is not sold in stores. It is available for only nineteen easy payments of $19.95. You might be thinking, “Waldco must be crazy to sell them so cheap,” but we do it by direct volume selling, and passing the savings on to you!
Don’t be fooled by other products bearing similar names, such as Black & Decker or Ronco. There is only one Waldco Rechargeable Flashlight, and it bears the Waldco Seal of Qualitative Quality! This assures you of genuine Waldco luminescence.
But, wait! There’s more, if you act now you will receive an original nonautographed copy of The soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy, from Waldco Press. But only if you act now!
Operators are standing by!
Call 555-WALDCO
That’s just nineteen easy payments of $19.95 plus postage and handling, and don’t forget to ask for your copy of the soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy . . . but only if you act now!
Bankamericard and Mastercharge accepted.
Sorry, no cod or carp.
Waldco Enterprises not associated with Waldenbooks, Ronco Pasta, Ronco Infomercial Company, Black or Decker.
and don’t forget to ask for your copy of the soon-to-be bestseller, The Librarian Conspiracy . . .
I wondered when someone would write about that.
I bet it dances ,cooks, and doesn’t do the laundry. 
lol, well done
If you get one of these you get exercise AND an AM/FM radio!!!
http://www.preparedness.com/noname8.html
(batteries not included)
I’d like to know where I can get one of these!!! WOW, what a whistle!
http://www.leclols.com/whistle.jpg
I think these were a HUGE seller about the last part of 1999.
“The Librarian Conspiracy opened my recering eyes to how the recer the recering world recering works,” raved Ozzy Osbourne.
Now also available in Waldco Paperbacks.