Do I get half a cigar?

Maybe one day I’ll get a “Hip Hip Hooray,” and all that… But I think 500 is a fair showing, thus far.

:slight_smile:

Well, you know, it IS a good showing! You’re halfway there!

That deserves at least a little something!


HIP!

hip.

hurrah

better now?
:laughing:

I’m gurgling with delight! :slight_smile:

… be sure to mop up after yourself. :smiley:

Lightweight…

Slan,
D. :stuck_out_tongue:

Here you go, Congrats…and don’t mind Dub, he just wishes he could be pithy.

:wink:

Humph…another lightweight…Lord grant her pithy.

Slan,
D. :wink:

Congratulations, Congratulations.

Best wishes,
Jerry

I have a good friend whose uncle was a big time NYC lawyer back in the 40’s and 50’s. One of his tricks to distract juries was to stick a piano wire in his cigar, smoke it down without flicking the ash while waving it about over the heads of little old ladies, defendants, other lawyers and juries.

They would focus their attention on the ash rather than the testimony. It was a successful ploy… until smoking was banned in courtrooms.

The above picture reminded me of it. :smiley:

I feel more intelegent now…sounds like the work of the Italians :astonished:

I couldn’t find half a smoking jacket so I decided a tiki tee shirt would have to do:

Congratulations!

You’re now a part of Fred’s Tiki Lounge Band. Don’t forget—you have a gig tonight!

Cnrtltos

Hear, hear! I say, bravo, Congratulations.

Didn’t that cigar show up on Ebay? I think the seller said he found it in the trash bin outside the White House a few years back…

EEEEEEEEWWW!

Icky icky icky.

Roger

hahaha, I know!!

Only God and Jesus how many STDs that thing contains from Nixon.