Many years ago, Santa was getting ready for the big Christmas ride. He found out four of his supervising elves had been drinking on the job so heavily that toy production was seriously behind. A little stress, but somehow they’d make up the slack.
He went to hitch up the reindeer for a test run, but found 3 of them were pregnant and due any day. He knew they couldn’t make the journey, so he’d have to use 3 relatively untrained subs. More stress.
When Santa went back into his house, Mrs. Claus told him her mother would be comming for a two month visit as soon as he got home from his Chistmas ride. MORE stress.
Poor Santa went into the kitchen to have a wee drink. His liquored up supervising elves had finished every last drop of that.
Grumbling as he walked across the kitchen, he grabbed for the coffee pot which fell from his hand and smashed to bits upon the floor. This brought Mrs. Claus on him like a pack of hounds, griping that her mother had given them that coffee pot as a wedding gift and would look for it as soon as she got there. Santa was now shaking with fury.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
Santa flung the door open and saw a bright eyed, squeaky voiced, chipper, happy angel standing before him.
“Hidy Ho! Isn’t this a wonderful time of year Santa? I brought you your Christmas tree. Where’s a good festive place to stick it?”
And thats why every year when we decorate for Christmas, we use an angel with a Chritsmas tree stuck up it’s ass.
Happy Holidays
Marc
LOL … yeah merry christmas to you too , lol TOK 
:).lOl
[ This Message was edited by: tok on 2002-12-19 18:32 ]