With apologies to our old friend DazedInLA, and the fine folks at Dazed Industries, I present:
ahh . . . now that is funny. law-suite worthy, maybe, but funny.
HA!!! And I was wondering why I have twelve annoyingily insistent voicemails from my attorney, the indefatigueable Melvin Belly, Esq.
Much to Mr. Belly’s chagrin, I am pleased and somewhat flattered that dear Walden’s muse should have chosen one of the AMAZING products of Dazed Industries to be the subject of song and verse.
Of course, the Amazing FippleShield is backed by a complete money-back guarantee, so in the unthinkably unlikely case that it should fail in a torrential windstorm as so eloquently described by Walden, well, you’ll get your money back, as well as a WONDERFUL set of SliceMan Samauri kitchen knives and the Nigella Home Guacamole Kit (void where prohibited, must be over 18, knives may be hazardous to your health, closed course and professional driver. Fippleshield may not be right for everyone. Some side effects may occur, including fainting, slipping on wet surfaces, dizzines, dazedness, headaches, respiratory distress, high blood pressure, stroke, heart attack, and a sudden compulsion to post questions on messageboards that have already asked and answered ad nauseum, such as asking for information comparing Susato and Dixon tinwhistles. In the event of any of the foregoing, particularly the Susato/Dixon compulsion, seek immediate medical attention) Guacamole, however, is right for everyone…in fact, don’t you find yourself wanting some yummmy guacamole right now?